February 2012
richwhitelesbian:
rick santorum says pregnancy via rape is a gift from god and that’s all you need to know about the republicans
shasta-sheen:
eskapismus:
hagridsbeard:
When F. Scott Fitzgerald was 6 years old he had a birthday party to which nobody came. He waited on the porch all afternoon in his freshly pressed suit but nobody showed, so at last he went inside and ate his entire birthday cake, including several candles.
This is the most sad and hilarious thing I have ever read.
I wasn’t aware Fitzgerald was...
Kid: why do we have to learn this
Math teacher: because fuck you
The reason why I look so bad in my school...
epic-humor:
The photographer said I needed to bring my sexy level down because it might hurt the self-esteem of other students.
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I always see people posting stuff about how they...
I never quite understood.
Until now.
I have found my gif.
“Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.”
– My flammable roommate’s fabulous writing professor (via homosexualsubtexts)
Me all day yesterday:
Can't fucking wait for Valentine's Day to be over
pastelchainsaw:
theadventuresofmichaelpawlak:
gonna be so many candies and chocolates on sale!
Already got my eye on them Ghiradellis’ niggaaaaaaaa
Britain: Excuse Me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
America: Move.
