January 2012
Daughter: dad I'm a lesbian
Dad: it's cool
Second daughter: dad I'm a lesbian too
Dad: Christ, doesn't anyone in this family love cock?
Son: I do
December 2011
Reblog if you're willing to answer publicly...
walks into chair
me: sorry
chair:
Anonymously tell me why you follow me
I think Tumblrians should create a...
setthebloodyplaceonfire:
Imagine just casually reading in public and you hear the cry of a fellow Tumblr user…
You’d look up in hopefully, attempting to locate the cry of your brothers…
Think you know who initiated the call…
Stare at eachother and nod in socially awkward acknowledgement…
Then you’d be all…
Everyone would be looking at you like…
Things would turn beautifully...
mckinleyiswheremykurtis:
Everyone on Facebook is connecting their Tumblr and talking about it.
Tumblr is one of the few places where I allow myself to have no boundaries.
I say whatever the fuck I want to say on here, so…
That awkward moment when you have reblogged the...
muchaclase:
lolsofunny:
…they probably think I’m stalking them…
…because I am.
THE GIF LOL.
"Hey, remember when you had a crush on-"
sillyribbon:
fuckyeahloldemort:
THIS!
Christmas Mistletoe.
blahitsalexa:
accio-ashllleyftw:
grenadeinagarden:
Reblog and see who leaves you a kiss in your ask box. ;)
lmfao im reblogging this just because of the forever alone guy
Reblogging because I’m forever alone.
i dont know why but i find this way too funny
I am so not listening to nyan cat orchestra...
Of course not.
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