March 2012
February 2012
Swimming during summer
repelo-muggletum:
other people:
Me:
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
3 tags
Where's Finnick? Odair he is.
Anonymous asked: I would cry if you died. c:
6 tags
I saw a homeless person today whose sign was so...
“I’m too ugly to be a hooker and too lazy to work.”
Alright guys, you've convinced me.
I’m going to prom.
I’m nursing an injured back and neck today and all I can do is lay in bed and complain to my bird who doesn’t give two fucks about what I’m saying.
Which wouldn’t be a bad thing
if I wasn’t starving.
Someone come make me soup.
Write your tumblr name with your eyes closed....
skepticalspectrum:
remon-sama:
kiwibutt:
pimptav:
hussies-prostate:
charli2heen:
iameridansexual:
whiteystripe:
twinarmageddongs:
tesett:
tesett
typing with your eyes closed really isnt that hard.
twinarmageddongs yeah okay.
whiteystripe
Yup.
iameridansexual
cjaroesjeem fuck
im always a key off):
hussies-prostate
hahahaha did u expect any less chumps
pimptav
...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
a haiku about school
elewhorerigby:
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
During a math test
Me: my answer = 23
Answer choices: 17, 19, 26, 36.
Me: well 26 is closer to 23, so that must be the answer.
